Friday, February 20th, 2026
The Funny Papers
funnies@owlmoth.net
XKCD
Eliminating the Impossible
'If you've eliminated a few possibilities and you can't think of any others, your weird theory is proven right' isn't quite as rhetorically compelling.
2026.02.19
2026-02-20 13:25:02
White Ninja gets a dummy
circa 2002-2012
2026-02-20 13:12:59
Three Word Phrase
209. Superpowers
circa 2010-2013
2026-02-20 12:13:33
circa 1938-1964
2026-02-20 10:00:11
Pandering To Vegans Like a Soy Corndog
circa 2000-2016
2026-02-20 05:29:40
“I know you miss the Wainwrights, Bobby, but they were weak and stupid people—and that’s why we have wolves and other large predators.”
circa 1980-1996
2026-02-20 05:29:35
circa 2016-2021
2026-02-20 04:34:06
circa 1996-2006
2026-02-20 02:34:06
circa 1895-1915
2026-02-20 00:34:06
2008.09.08
2026-02-20 00:05:50
circa 1980-1989
2026-02-19 22:34:06
circa 2011-Present
2026-02-19 21:34:06
circa 2013-Present
2026-02-19 21:34:06
2026.02.18
2026-02-19 21:34:06
Left-Handed Toons
Overheard Last Week
2014.03.25
2026-02-19 21:02:31
circa 2003-Present
2026-02-19 20:34:06
circa 2006-Present
2026-02-19 17:34:06
circa 2002-Present
2026-02-19 12:34:06
circa 1985-1995
2026-02-19 10:34:06
circa 2001-2008
2026-02-19 06:34:06
circa 2007-2018
2026-02-19 03:13:40
Life in Hell
“Ducks Are Hell: A True Life Nature Adventure, Part Two:
circa 1977-2012
2026-02-19 02:33:43
circa 1997-2016
2026-02-19 01:34:06
I'm a boy, I'm allowed to say boys are dumb
circa 2003-2023
2026-02-18 22:11:23