Thursday, March 5th, 2026
The Funny Papers
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Three Word Phrase
159. Neckbeard
circa 2010-2013
2026-03-05 01:18:46
Professor Lundquist, in a seminar on compulsive thinkers, illustrates his brain-stapling technique.
circa 1980-1996
2026-03-05 01:17:58
2012.05.25
2026-03-05 01:17:35
American Sale-A-Bration
circa 2000-2016
2026-03-05 01:12:28
Hark! A Vagrant
Christmas 2005
circa 2007-2018
2026-03-05 01:11:11
Left-Handed Toons
I Hate Birds
2008.04.23
2026-03-05 01:11:09
circa 1977-2012
2026-03-05 00:56:41
well SOMEONE has to keep her in check
circa 2003-2023
2026-03-05 00:18:04
White Ninja is a sick boy
circa 2002-2012
2026-03-05 00:04:17
circa 1938-1964
2026-03-04 22:02:13
circa 2006-Present
2026-03-04 17:18:45
circa 2001-2008
2026-03-04 15:18:45
circa 2016-2021
2026-03-04 14:18:45
circa 2002-Present
2026-03-04 13:18:45
circa 1895-1915
2026-03-04 10:18:45
circa 1980-1989
2026-03-04 09:18:45
XKCD
Solar Warning
This replaces the previous solar activity watch, which was issued last month when the sun took off its sunglasses.
2026.03.03
2026-03-04 08:46:17
circa 1985-1995
2026-03-04 03:18:45
circa 2011-Present
2026-03-03 23:18:45
circa 1996-2006
2026-03-03 22:18:45
circa 1997-2016
2026-03-03 22:18:45
circa 2003-Present
2026-03-03 21:18:45
War and Peas
Introducing: The Tree Hugger™️ level
2026.03.03
2026-03-03 20:18:45
circa 2013-Present
2026-03-03 18:18:45